Good afternoon my lovely people! Today is a special day here on Cupertino Chronicles. I have two groovy books to send to one lucky winner! Has anyone read…
If you would like to win these two books please leave me a comment with your favorite knock knock joke. The winner will be randomly selected (probably by pulling names out of a hat) because I have no idea how to do the random integer computer thing. Good luck!
In other news, I was up at the crack of 4am. Instead of staying in bed contemplating life I decided to greet the day. It was a nice quiet time to watch the news, check emails, and have some of my new favorite cereal. With lots of blueberries of course.
Since I was up so bloomin’ early there was a need for breakfast #2. I decided to surprise my hubs with…wait for it…BREAKFAST IN BED! I know, I know, I shouldn’t spoil him. I guess all you guy readers are now green with envy. You should be. It was good!
3/4 cup o’ whole wheat flour
2/3 cup o’ soy milk
1/4 tsp of baking powder
1 egg
salt
blueberries(I coat them in flour first to keep the batter from turning blue. Unless your kids want blue pancakes then just giver’)
cinnamon
a whole lotta love
I only had one pancake so sure enough I was hungry again…fast. I had a craving for a BLT. Holy Applewood bacon batman, this was delightful. Doesn’t bacon make everything better. One of the reasons I will never be a vegetarian. Sorry Wilbur.
Toasted up right on a whole grain english muffin.
Now that wraps up breakfast.
On a random side note, my oranges are growing! 🙂
Oh and I’m really happy with my new galoshes…
Phew…I’m hungry again. Have y’all tried these?
Oroweat sandwich thins, oh so scrumptious, especially with cucumber, red leaf lettuce, hummus, mustard, mayo, white cheddar, and tomato.
Poor guy, I feel like I’m exposing him to the world. Indecent exposure!
A nap was had and then a little treat. A cup o’ tea and a Kashi dark chocolate cookie. A healthy cookie.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Well, that’s it for now. I see the rain has let up for a bit. I’m going to grab my sidekick
and head out for a walk and some fresh air.
Thanks for reading. I love all the comments you guys leave. Keep it up!
January 21, 2010 at 3:24 pm
I could use a free book! Love the blog, Jillybean. You are so cute pregnant! Oh, and I almost forgot:
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub before I DWOWN!
January 21, 2010 at 4:01 pm
I LOVE YOUR cup!!!!
Where’d you get your galoshes?
And I’ve already read Julia and Julie but I haven’t read that second one!.
A knock knock joke, eh? Well mine’s not a knock knock joke but it’s of the same genre and it was my favorite joke when I was younger.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
=D
January 21, 2010 at 4:36 pm
The galoshes are from Target. There were selling like hotcakes!
🙂
January 21, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you
January 21, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK: W.H.O.
January 21, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I wonder if she’ll notice this is #2?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there
Chester
Chester Who?
Chesterfelt her legs so she slapped him
January 21, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I entered this porn food contest!
January 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm
knock knock
who’s there
Lettuce
Lettuce who
Lettuce us be the winner
You didn’t say there was a limit did ya?
January 21, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Knock, kncok
Who’s there
Emma
Emma Who
Am Ah crackin ya up?
January 21, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there
Sarah
Sarah Who
Sarah reason your not laughing
January 21, 2010 at 8:02 pm
I’ve read the wonderful Julie & Julia, but here goes!:
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
January 21, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Ok here it goes,
knock knock
who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter let me win. 🙂
January 21, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
PENCIL FALL DOWN IF YOU DON’T WEAR A BELT!
hehehe.
January 21, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Geesh Jilly, I think you just gotta send Auntie the book otherwise she WILL NOT STOP. And you gotta know she probably has a million of them. Don’t even get started on preschool songs.
xoxxo
I sure hope the arrival of the jilly billy bambilly doesn’t slow down the blog entries, because we will all be in serious withdrawal.
January 21, 2010 at 9:33 pm
I will do the draw tonight!! 🙂 Great jokes!
January 21, 2010 at 9:35 pm
THE WINNER IS TANYA! Congratulations! Michael drew the name as to avoid any conflict of interest.
Please email me at jill@jillmaysmith.com with your mailing address.
January 21, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Congratulations Tanya(but I think it was fixed)
January 22, 2010 at 8:07 am
Hooray!! What a great Friday surprise!! 🙂
January 22, 2010 at 9:39 am
I call BS a five hour draw??? I was at work?? bahhhhh thats ok, I don’t read I look at pictures. Hey I have tried the thintini’s and LOVE them. They are great for mini pizzas with the tofu peperoni and cheese.
Which reminds me….
January 26, 2010 at 7:57 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoooo!